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T   w   o     S   e   t   s       o   f       J   o   n
   e   s   e   s

     This song is a beautifully done acoustic piece. It
 has a great
message, and sounds great! I saw another version on the
 OLGA, but it
seemed all screwed up to me! (Sorry, Schrist913!) If 
you have any further
corrections, E-mail me at MrD*, or, is that one is 
dead, try
HomieG@*. I take requests from almost any Christian 
group, and some
non-Christian as well. I WRITE THESE THINGS BY EAR, not
 using a computer.
It sounds great on a Gibson vintage-50s Model 703 
(which I have!).

     This song can be played without a capo, but it is 
played with one
on the 2nd fret in the music video on "Open All Nite", 
and with a capo on
the 3th fret in the original album.

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Intro:
     C       E7     Am     G6     F     G6       F G6 C
e+|-------/------/------/------------/--------/-----------0---/--0-------|
B+|------/------/------/------------/--------/------------1---/--1-------|
G+|-----/------/------/------------/--------/-------------0---/--0-------|
D+|----/------/------/------------3------0-/-----3--------2H3-/-P2-------|
A+|--3-------2------0--------0-2----------/--------2--3---3---/--3-------|
E+|--X---------------------3-------------/----------------0---/--0-------|

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        Wow! Did that look confusing? Here is a 
*simple* explination:

        See? Oh, and if you have heard the song before,
 you'll know how
the tempo goes. And the strumming part - well...that's 
not "exactly" how it
is in the song, but -- *you* try to figure that stuff 
out!! :)  It sounds
good my way, however. Experiment! The chords above are 
the chord-forms,
which give the approprate notes.

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Verse 1:              2nd 
time-------------------------------------------------------|
    C      E7     Am    | 
e+|-------/------/------/-------------|----0-----------------------------------------|
@G6---------------------------------------------------------$|               @C$ /-//   / / -/-/  -/

/ -/-/  -/

B+|------/------/------/--------------|----1-----------------------------------------|
G+|O----/------/------/--------------O|----0-----------------------------------------|
D+|O---/------/------/---------------O|----2------H3--P2----H2-P2--------------------|
A+|---3------2------0----------0-2----|----3-----------------------------------------|
E+|---X----------------------3--------|----0-----------------------------------------|
                Chorus1                              
Bridge1
   |               ^                 |  |              
 ^               |
   |               |                 |  |              
 |               |

   |---------------|-----------------|  |--------------

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    Well this here's a song about 2SOJ|

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 Rothschild, Evelyn, Reuben + Sue (Bridge1)

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        Writing tab is harder than I thought!! Okay, 
this is what you do.
Start on Chorus1, and sing what's under it (This here's
 a song...). than
repeat to the begining of the Chourus1, but when you 
get to where it says
2nd time, skip the rest and go to Bridge1.

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    F     G6       F   G6  C
e+|----/--------/---------------|
B+|---/--------/----------------|
G+|--/--------/-----------------|
D+|-3-----0--/-----3------------|
A+|---------/-----------2--3----|
E+|--------/--------------------|

This is Bridge2.

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So now, go:

"(Chorus1)Just for discussion, through random 
selection, (Bridge2) We've
chosen two couples who haven't a clue."

"(Chorus1)Rothschild was lucky to marry so wealthy, 
(Take 2nd ending to
Chorus1)Evelyn bought him a house on the beach 
(Bridge1)(Chorus1)Reuben and
Sue, they had nothin' but Jesus, and at (Bridge2) night
 they would pray that
he'd care for them each."

                 |-------------------------------------

 |-------------------- 

Chorus:          | I don't remember the name of this 
chord, so it will be G*
 C    F    C     |----------------------     
FRETS-----------
And the rain came down,                 |      1  | | |
 | 1 |
         C       F          C           |      2  | 2 | | | |
And it blew the four walls down.        |      3  3 | |
 | | |
         C           F                  
And the clouds they rolled
|-----------------------------------

 Am
Away
     F         G*           F        G*  C
And one set of Joneses was standin' that day. (Bridge1)

"(Chorus1)Evelyns daddy was proud of young Rothschild, 
(2nd ending to C1),
worked for late hours to be number one. 
(Bridge1)(Chorus1)Just newlyweds
and their marrage got rocky. He's (Bridge2) flyin to 
Dallas, she's having
a son"

"(Chorus1)Reuben was holdin' a Gideon's Bible, (2nd 
ending to C1) He screamed
'It's a boy!' So that everyone heard. 
(Bridge1)(Chorus1)And the guys at the
factory took a collection, and (Bridge2)again God 
provided fo bills they
incurred.(Bridge1)(Chorus)

Outro:

    F    /     C                     //
So what is the point of this story?
 F    /              C    //
What am I trying to say?
(Chorus1, take 2nd ending to chords ----
Is your life built on the

Rock of Christ Jesus, or
    Am                                G
A sandy foundation you've managed to lay?

Then

e+|-----------------------------|
B+|-----------------------------|
G+|--------