I watch him every morning when I turn on my TV,
Except when I am horny and I have to spank my dick,
Sometimes he’s big and purple and he’s singing stupid songs,
Sometimes he’s killing people or he fights against King Kong.

Ross the dinosaur, no way,
Ross the dinosaur, no way,
Ross the dinosaur, no way.

Right now he isn’t purple but he’s singing stupid songs,
That’s why I’m so afraid cause he could start killing us all,
He could bite our throats or spit fire inside my butt,
Or even worse manipulate us whit “educational” songs.
Ross the dinosaur,
Ross the dinosaur.

Ross the dinosaur,
Ross the dinosaur,
Ross the dinosaur.