Am                 G
You texted me on a Monday
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But I did not get your text 'til the Tuesday
  G
Because of a network problem

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I texted you on a Wednesday
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but I did not know that you had called
F             G    
because your sim card was not correctly installed

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        oh no no no

Am                 G
You texted me on a Thursday
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To say that you would meet me at the shopping centre
                          Am
I texted you back and said where should I meet you
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and you said Dixons but I did not know which Dixons you meant
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was it the one inside the door or the one further
     F
by Currys, these are my worries

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You texted me on a Monday to say that it was over
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but I did not understand
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because you used predictive text and it was
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shur gur blur gur gur ................