I used to be the kind of man everybody called a vagabond
I’ve broken almost every rule and called it free
So, all you had to do was drop your hat
And I’d be jumpin’ all over your bones

But, that was then, and this is now
I turned it around

Now I’m livin’ in Salt Lake City and all I am is bored to tears
Ain’t no runnin’ around, ain’t no fun to be found
It’s the same old, same old, day old white bread thing
Now I’m livin’ in Salt Lake City, impossible to find me here
While I’m supposed to be glad it’s the downside of sad
Either drill me, thrill me, or kill me please
‘Cause I’m so far gone

Everything is so clean and bright I’m always in my ‘round the clock shades
If you’re tryin’ to find mister right, it ain’t me
The reality I left behind ‘cause I engineered a really bad trade

I’m not on a roll, I’m so in control
I’m losin’ my soul

(Repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)

I’d rather be in blue Hawaii
Just wearing lampshades
On my sunburned head
You’ll find me there
Learning the hula
Drinking Mai Tai’s and Chi Chi’s
Passed out in my bed

(Repeat Chorus)