I'm gonna make you late
I'm gonna do you a favor
I'm gonna get you off schedule
For the third day in a row
It's Wednesday morning, it's barely the crack of dawn yet
So early the early bird isn't even born yet
Early bird gets the worm – wrigglin', squigglin'
Set down your terms, I like the way you're gigglin'

You've got a tight agenda
And really big plans to attend to
Well I've got a secret – can you keep it? Surely!
Last night I reset the alarm to ring 45 minutes early
Now you may say: That's a gross manipulation
That's okay – ‘cause it's true
But it's your fault ‘cause you're my inspiration
And the next 45 are for you you you you

You're not my prisoner, you're free to go
You know we'll stop when you say no
But say it soon, while you can still speak
‘Cause I can't understand you when you squeak