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[Verse]
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Don't talk to me about heroes, most of these men sing like serfs
                            F                                   G
Jesus was a black man, no, Jesus was Batman, no that was Bruce Wayne


[Chorus]
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Who's got the biggest, who's got the biggest, who's got the biggest brain?
       D                       C                    D              C
For a year I did bang her and Dennis did fuck all, he'll surface again


[Verse]
 G                      F                                   G
Don't talk to me about heroes, most of these men sing like serfs
                             F                                           G     F   G
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes, most of these men sing like serfs


[Verse]
         G                 F                                                   G
He was never a sad man or so-called mean bad man, oh that's just down to the strain
                                       F                                        G
Well, he hand out fish man, with his centre-parted sun tan, then cured all the lame


[Chorus]
 D                      C                      D                      C
Who's got the biggest, who's got the biggest, who's got the bestest brain?
 D                         C                D                  C
Jesus was a black man, no Jesus was Batman, no that was Bruce Wayne


[Verse]
 G                      F                                   G
Don't talk to me about heroes, most of these men sing like serfs
                             F                                           G
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes, most of these men sing like serfs


[Instrumental Verse]
G F G    G F G


[Bridge]
         NC                                                                           G F G    G F G
(Spoken) We lead double lives: We deal in sex and beautiful women. Contemplating…


[Instrumental Verse]
G F G    G F G


[Verse]
 G                      F                                   G
Don't talk to me about heroes, most of these men sing like serfs
                             F                                           G
Don't talk to me about your big big heroes, most of these men sing like serfs


[Instrumental Verse]
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