Sunday morning paper at the door
Here for you to steer you through the maze of the six days that came before
And get you all the latest scores
Sunday morning papewr at the door
Promising the juiciest exclusives from the newest holy war
And coupons from your favorite stores...

Chorus:
But it's alright
Tomorrow will bring happier headlines
Monday will be fine,
I'm sure...

Sunday morning paper at the door
You can throw away the Saturday edition scattered on the floor
Saturday don't matter anymore...

Chorus

Sunday morning paper at the door
Today's sun's revelations are the lining of tomorrows dresser drawers
Another thing to be ignored...
Sunday paper at the door