I can live through a storm
I’m a champion at chess
I can deal with all stress
I can cook like a chef
And I can win any bet
I’m good with ladies
But I don’t want no babies
Coming through like a boss
There’s no line I can’t cross
Wow, how can you know all these things?

All that I know
Is from TV, I saw on TV and I truly believe. All that I learned
Is from TV, I saw on TV and I strongly believe
I’m like a politician
I know a lot I’m the one
I’m like a psychologist
I can save relationships
I can give you advice
On how to live your life
TV’s the source of my wisdom
I call it my kingdom

I can fight MMA
And make you do what I say
Wow, how can you know all these things?
All that I know
Is from TV, I saw on TV and I truly believe. All that I learned
Is from TV, I saw on TV and I strongly believe
All that I know
Is from TV, I saw on TV and I truly believe. All that I learned
Is from TV, I saw on TV and I strongly believe

Ahaha
TV is my queen and I’m the king, yeah
Ahaha
TV is my queen and I’m the king, yeah
Ahaha
TV is my queen and I’m the king, yeah
I am the king here, I am the king
All that I know
Is from TV, I saw on TV and I truly believe. All that I learned
Is from TV, I saw on TV and I strongly believe
All that I know
Is from TV, I saw on TV and I truly believe. All that I learned
Is from TV, I saw on TV and I strongly believe