Bb       A          G
           Eb       D          C
           F        E          D
           Cm       Bm         Am
           Bb/F     A/E        G/D

F/Bb  1-x-3-3-3-1
A/E   0-x-2-2-2-0
G/D   x-x-0-4-3-3

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[Intro]
| A D | E D | A D | E |

[Verse 1]
A      D     E 
 Handy Dandy
D            | A          D | E D |
Controversy surrounds him
         A                   D
He been around the world and back again
E                D              | A          D | E |
Something in the moonlight still hounds him
A      D     E     D              | A  D | E |
 Handy Dandy, just like sugar and candy

[Verse 2]
A      D
 Handy Dandy
         E                    D                     | A       D | E D |
If every bone in his body was broken he would never admit it
          A        D                     E
He got an all-girl orchestra and when he says
               D         | A       D | E |
“Strike up the band,” they hit it
| A     D   | E D | A     D    | E |
  Handy Dandy,      Handy Dandy

[Middle 8]
Bm
 You say, “What are ya made of?”
          A
He says, “Can you repeat what you said?”
            bm
You’ll say, “What are you afraid of?”
            A/E
He’ll say, “Nothin’! Neither ’live nor dead.”

[Verse 3]
A     D               E                       D             | A    D | E D |
Handy Dandy, he got a stick in his hand and a pocket full of money
          A                           D                      E
He says, “Oh, my Darling, tell me the truth, how much time I got?”
                   D                        | A       D | E |
She says, “You got all the time in the world, honey”
| A     D   | E D | A D | E D |
  Handy Dandy
| A     D   | E D | A D | E |
  Handy Dandy

[Middle 8]
Bm
 He got that clear crystal fountain
A
 He got that soft silky skin
Bm
 He got that fortress on the mountain
        A/E
With no doors, no windows, so no thieves can break in

[Verse 4]
A     D              E                       D                          | A    D | E D |
Handy Dandy, sitting with a girl named Nancy in a garden feelin’ kind of lazy
        A           D         E                        D                | A    D | E |
He says, “Ya want a gun? I’ll give ya one.” She says, “Boy, you talking crazy”
| A     D   |  E         D        | A D | E D |
  Handy Dandy, just like sugar and candy
| A     D   |  E D                | A D | E D |
  Handy Dandy,   pour him another brandy

[Verse 5] (fade out)
A     D               E                       D          | A    D | E D |
Handy Dandy, he got a basket of flowers and a bag full of sorrow
   A                           D
He finishes his drink, he gets up from the table, he says
 E                D        | A       D | E | 
“Okay, boys, I’ll see you tomorrow”
| A     D   | E D | A     D    | E   D |                | A    D | E D |
  Handy Dandy,      Handy Dandy,     just like sugar and candy
| A  D | E   D  | A   D  | E  D     | A    D | E D |
  Han-dy Dan-dy, just like sugar and candy