Repeat this riff over the verses:
E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------|
E|---5----5--5---5--5--5-5-5-7---|


[Verse 1]
N.C.
Hey, umm, got your machine. How's it going?
N.C.
Umm... I was just calling to see if you, ummm...
N.C.
See if you...
N.C.
Actually I don't even know why I called you,
N.C.
I'm not even drunk. Just rambling.


[Chorus]
        D
If only you were here
                A
If only I could see your eyes
               F#m                       D
If only I were with you, if only I could kiss you
              A                 E
If only I had just one night to make this right, oh whoa
A                       E
I would turn this thing around
    D               E                  A                   F#m
I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp
            D    E A
And I'm not giving up


[Verse 2]
N.C.
I swear I'm not a stalker, I... maybe....
N.C.
Your machine cut me off on the last one
N.C.
Cuz I guess I talk to long,
N.C.
Which it will do, and I will do as well.
N.C.
Just, know you're great, y'know?


[Chorus]
        D
If only you were here
                A
If only I could see your eyes
               F#m                       D
If only I were with you, if only I could kiss you
              A                 E
If only I had just one night to make this right, oh whoa
A                       E
I would turn this thing around
    D               E                  A                   F#m
I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp
            D    E A
And I'm not giving up


[Bridge]
B          G#m                F#
Somehow we fell off track and got off the path we had been in
B         G#m                F#
I bet you thought that I had dried up and blown away
             E               B
But I'm on a comeback with a fury
              E              B
And I'm gonna write myself a note
        E              B                       F#       G
I'm on a mission and I thought that you should know


[Verse 3]
N.C.
You're probably wondering who this is.
N.C.
I just called to apologise.
N.C.
It seems I've been dialling the wrong number.


[Chorus]
        D
If only you were here
                A
If only I could see your eyes
               F#m                       D
If only I were with you, if only I could kiss you
              A                 E
If only I had just one night to make this right, oh whoa
A                       E
I would turn this thing around
    D               E                  A                   F#m
I'm sad and lonely, drunk and tired of beating myself to a pulp
            D    E A
And I'm not giving up


[Verse 4]
N.C.
Hi, could I just get a small cheese
N.C.
And one of those dessert things that you guys do?