Intro: Am  C  G  D



(Riff 1)
If your car don't got a horn
(Riff 2)
and you don't like popcorn
      (Riff 3)          (Riff 4)
Don't worry, It doesn't matter
(Riff 1)
If the love is in the air
(Riff 2)
and the poop is in your hair
      (Riff 3)          (Riff 4)
Don't worry, It doesn't matter

            Am
Ding, ding, dong, dong, dong, dong dong
            C
Ding, ding, dong, dong, dong, dong dong
            G
Ding, ding, dong
      D
Dong, ding

(Riff 1)
If you're drinking in the morning
(Riff 2)
and your life is very boring
      (Riff 3)          (Riff 4)
Don't worry, It doesn't matter
(Riff 1)
If your dog is not a horse
(Riff 2)
and you like “codigo Morse”
       (Riff 3)         (Riff 4)
Don't worry, It doesn't matter

            Am
Ding, ding, dong, dong, dong, dong dong
            C
Ding, ding, dong, dong, dong, dong dong
            G
Ding, ding, dong
      D
Dong, ding

(rif 1)
If your hand don't have an ace
(Riff 2)
Lady Gaga Poker Face
       (Riff 3)         (Riff 4)
Don't worry, It doesn't matter
(Riff 1)
If you have afraid of dark
(Riff 2)
Kenny dies in South Park
       (Riff 3)         (Riff 4)
Don't worry, It doesn't matter

            Am
Ding, ding, dong, dong, dong, dong dong
            C
Ding, ding, dong, dong, dong, dong dong
            G
Ding, ding, dong
      D
Dong, ding

Em
If your heart is very able
C
 and the book is on the table
       G                D
Don't worry, It doesn't matter
Em
“Se eu peidei” yesterday
C
 and your best friend is gay
       G                D
Don't worry, It doesn't matter

            Am
Ding, ding, dong, dong, dong, dong dong
            C
Ding, ding, dong, dong, dong, dong dong
            G
Ding, ding, dong
      D
Dong, ding