D

[Verse 1]
   D
No gas for the plow so the corn's gone to silk
       D
And we traded the cow so we can't pass the milk
    G
Our jeans all need patching, our eggs all need yolks
    D                                          N.C.
And we might be laughing but it ain't no joke, y'all

[Chorus]
      D
We're broke, we're busted, our Chevy truck is rusted
      D
We're high and dry, ain't enough apples for the apple pie
A
If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it's
G                                     D
Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke, we're broke

[Verse 2]
    D
The jars all need pickles, the greens all need collard
     D
Been rubbing these nickels but ain't got no dollars
   G
We dig our own ditches, we roll our own smokes
          D
And we're secretly wishing that grandma would croak

[Chorus]
      D
We're broke, we're busted, our Chevy truck is rusted
      D
We're high and dry, ain't enough apples for the apple pie
A
If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it's
G                                     D
Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke, we're broke

[Interlude]
D     C D     C

     Dm
Good thing you're good looking, good thing I'm so funny
Dm
Too bad the sugar can't melt into honey

G

A

[Guitar solo]
D

[Verse 3]
    D
The white left the picket, the fleas left the hound, yeah
    D
And even the crickets have moved into town
    G
Now we get our kicks off of stuff we can grow
      D                       N.C
Cause our here in the sticks, all us regular folks, y'all

[Chorus]
      D
We're broke, we're busted, our Chevy truck is rusted
      D
We're high and dry, ain't enough apples for the apple pie
A
If we had a penny we sure couldn't spare it's
G                                     D
Sitting on the porch drinking generic Coke, we're broke