I'm sure you've heard of our gal Julida
She has more boyfriends than Sal or Ida
Here is one fella who wants to tell ya
About Julida, Tony sing, please do

I met Julida one fine September
She said the words that make me surrender
Oh my Julida, Oh my Julida
I'm gonna marry you really I will do....YEA--

Now that you've heard from one whose name is Tony
Let's ask someone else who's quite lonely
Come over here now Isadore, sing it sweetly
Come on now, Izzie, sing it just for me

My name is Isadore and I like bagels
I own a clothing store with lots of sable
She is Julida, she calls me honey
But she only loves me when I've got some money

(Julida's a bitch!)

Now that you've heard from Tony and Isadore
Let's ask someone to tell us just a little more
Come on now, Percival, sing it sweetly
Come on now, Percy, sing it for me

I get so mad that honestly I could press a grape
To think that Julida has all those other mates
But I guess I'll give her a knife, and a chicken heart
And maybe she'll understand, I've got to be her hand
I want her hand
I want her hand

Hey...........Julida