E                        E/F#
Well they broke your toys this morning, Henry 
            E                E/F#
Rode your Ford right into dust
E                     E/F#                           E  E/F#
Surrounded you with strangers who you could not trust
E
And then they had the gall

( F#m  B  E  E/C#  E )

       F#m                   B            E
To write your name up on the girl's room wall   
       C#m  B     C#m    B    C#m       B            C#m  B
And send you out to Maria who spoke of babies and all 
                               A4
And she wanted to shoot your joy
                B4
Well it's a hard world when you're the new kid in town 
                  E  E/F#  E  E/F#  E
Ain't it, Henry Boy? 

E/F#                               E              E/F#
Well now the North side is for diamond studded women
E                        E/F#
Subtly selling their wares
E                               E/F#        E  E/F#  E  E/F#
And the West side is for debutantes and would be millionaires
E                     E/F#           E    E/F#     E           E/F#
The East side is for lost boys who know their moves too well
E                               E/F#
The South side that's for gamblers, Henry
E      E/F#          E      E/F#
The train stops once for hell
A4
It's a hard world when you're forced to live out on Broadway
B4                                    E  E/F#  E  E/F#
But Henry I think you're gonna like it well

            G#m                                     A
And now the constellation she points to Gate Eleven
                                       C#m  B  C#m
Man that's where you got your connections
         G#m                                       A
Whoa let me take a look inside my magic book I don't think 
                          C#m  B  C#m
You're beyond my inventions
   G#m                                       A
Whoa let me take a look inside my magic book
                                     C#m  B  C#m
I don't think you're beyond my inventions
         G#m
These doctor's appendages I'm giving you for wings
                 F#m              A
I'm sure they'll meet the occasion
     C#m  B     C#m    B    C#m       B  C#m     B
I'm gonna mix you some magic, you'll be spittin' sparks
                           E
And ready for the invasion

F#m          B          E
'Cause now the Milky Way's a trip for dipper
                           E/F#  E
Who saw you coming a mile away
E/F#
In the amusement park you'll get clipped by rippers
                       E
Hiding behind candy canes
E/F#                                     E         E/F#    E        E/F#
In the alley you're gonna get ripped by strippers all who know your name
E                    E/F#                       E
In the stalls stand out the soldier-boy kissers 
E/F#                   E
On leave for just a day

    A4
And Henry he can't take it, he's gonna be a submariner
B4
Riding underground for the Pope
  A4
Stands on the corner Broadway and 42nd and screams "Up 'scope"
 
[Final] E/F#  E  E/F#  E