They call him Mr. Outside ’cause he don’t care
Mr. Outside he’s just having his fun
Mr. Outside he’s just looking out for number one

Mr. Outside oh your money and your power
Won’t help you come the dark hour
Kingdoms crumble to your feet
You’re left another thief out on the street

Mr. Outside yeah, he don’t care
Mr. Outside he’s just having his fun
Mr. Outside looking out for number one

Dark glasses and money for hire
All the riches and high-tension wire
He got long dark, dark Cadillac
He got pretty little, little girl in back

Mr. Outside oh lord, he don’t care
Mr. Outside has his fun
Mr. Outside he’s just looking out for number one

Mr. Outside oh yeah, he don’t care
Mr. Outside he’s just having his fun
Mr. Outside looking out for number one