Shit face, shit voice
That cunt sucks cock by choice
Mirror mirror, on the wall
Hes the biggest pillock ov them all

Fuck I hate him, I'll tell you why
His feet could make a corpse cry
Pensioner's turds are fucking harder
Cant finish a beer or a pizza

Smell?

Break your window, kick some cats
Start fights with things that cant fight back
Have a cry you fucking chav
Ain't nothing but a badly packed kebab

Shit face, shit voice
That cunt sucks cock by choice
Mirror mirror, on the wall
Hes the biggest pillock ov them all