G
You know it really wont surprise me
       Bm 
If you're a wreck by the age of fourteen
    C
The way you look
                    G
The way you look is fine

[verse]
   G
So often colour coordinated
     Bm
your sister she's an Eighties fan
    C
But that's alright
                      G
Have I told you so is mine

[chorus]
Bm                            C
You say your life will be the death of you
     Bm                           C
Tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
    Bm                              C
And long for all of them to fall in love with you
         G
But they never do

[verse]
G
Drinking vodka on the fly
     Bm
Your mother has a watchful eye
   C
So look out kid
                    G
She's onto you this time

[verse]
G
Run away to a bed and breakfast
   Bm
Console yourself with the Reader's Digest
C                            G
Ringing the Yellow Pages all alone

[chorus]
Bm                            C
You say your life will be the death of you
     Bm                           C
Tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
    Bm                              C
And long for all of them to fall in love with you
              G     C
But they never do
             G      D
No they never do

G  Bm  C  G x2

[chorus]
Bm                            C
You say your life will be the death of you
     Bm                           C
Tell me, do you wash your hair in honey dew?
    Bm                              C
And long for all of them to fall in love with you
              G     C
But they never do
             G      C
No they never do

G                                 C
I'm gonna tell you something good about yourself
G                                     C
I'll say it now and I'll never say it about no one else
(repeat)