G#                       E
Cancel my lowness with a high so here we go
G#                          E
Caught in arrears with your different ideas
        G#     F#     E
And I'm saving all my troubles in my
  G#      F#       E
Deceptive calendar mind
       G#       F#  E
It's a dreadful situation really
G#   F#   E

G#                        E
"What's in a name?" says Elaine and her mind
     G#           E
Is a part of everything in time
      G#       F#     E
She's fattened up for eating
         G#        F#     E
With all her parts left behind
        G#     F#       E
She's a sucker for your deepness
         G#              F#              E
Shall we D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-dive?
G#m D    G#m C#m G#m D   G#m   C#m
The will and the a - bility to grow
  G#m    D     C#       B
A foetus of my own some time - dies

E      A   Dm
F  Eb  Ab  Bb
F      Bb  Ebm
F# E   A   B
(chords x2)

(same chords as previous verse)
The world she says there's wrong
In all she says and do-be-do's
We understand but I can't when her hand
Is in saving all her troubles in her
Deceptive calandar mind
It's a dreadful situation really
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-dive!

E                 A       Dm
Life is bad so we are led to believe
F        Eb           Ab       Bb
Bad news makes moneys world go round
F                   Bb     Ebm
Anna Ford hammers a post into a cup
F#     E           A      B
Of mud claiming it is the ground
E              A        Dm
Really then anything is better than
F       Eb          Ab       Bb
That is better than watching your
F                    Bb      Ebm
Fake news win in the end but now
     F#       E   A   B
It's my turn [unintelligible]

(instrumental break)
D#
E  F#  G  F  D#
E  F#  G  F  D#
G#

G#     F#        E
Oh the grand old Duke of York
   G#      F#       E
He had ten thousand men
   G#           F#        E
He marched them up to the top of the hill
    G#         F#        E
And he marched them down again
   C#  B
Oh no!
Dive!
E      A   Dm
F  Eb  Ab  Bb
F      Bb  Ebm
F# E   A   B
(chords x2)

E                    A       Dm
Life's a part and it lies on top of me
F       Eb         Ab    Bb
Life is constantly on my mind
F                    Bb      Ebm
Life's a part and it lies on top of me
F#      E          A     B
Life is constantly on my mind
(repeat through fadeout)