F Dm

[Verse]
F                              Dm
I could walk your dog for you or detail your car
F                            Dm
Buy you pretty flowers, buy you drinks at the bar
Bb                              A           Dm
Help you cross an intersection like a good boy scout
Gm                            C
Or we could just cut this bullshit, and make out...
F                              Dm
I'll give you a four-course meal or a bowl of lucky charms
F                                 Dm
Whatever it would take to get your sweet ass in my arms
Bb                          A           Dm
Yeah, we'd go to Bob's Big Boy and totally pig out
Gm           C         F
Or we could just cut this bullshit...

[Chorus]
        Bb  F
And make out
     C  Dm
Make out
     Bb  F
Make out
     C  Dm
Make out
 Bb               F              C           Dm
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to my house?
        Bb
And make out?
      C
Let's make out...

[Verse]
F                              Dm
I'll show you my collection of Star Wars figurines
F                                               Dm
Give you chocolate covered pretzels or green apple jelly beans
Bb                              A           Dm
Yes I'd love to do, all the things they say that love's about
Gm             C            F
Or we could just cut this bullshit...

[Chorus]
        Bb  F
And make out
     C  Dm
Make out
     Bb  F
Make out
     C  Dm
Make out
 Bb               F              C           Dm
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to my house?
        Bb
And make out?
      C
Let's make out...

[Bridge]
Bb                                      F               C
I might be cuttin' to the chase but I'm still a fan of chivalry
Bb                                      F
You know you want it so-so you can't be mad at me
Bb                                      F
We could waste a lotta time trying to cut in this faux-romance
       G                                  C#                  C
But I'm just a guy and I cannot lie, and I wanna get in those pants...

[Solo]
Bb  C  Bb   C

F                              Dm
I could fly us both to Paris to stand on the Effiel Tower
F                              Dm
Serenade you with my guitar, play Tenacious D for hours

[Chorus]
N.C.
Hey!-
            Bb    F
 but let's make out...
     C  Dm
make out
     Bb    F
Make out
   C  Dm
Make out
      Bb               F        C             Dm   C
Can we skip all the formalities and go back to your house?
      Bb
And-m-m-make out?
      C
Let's make out...

[Outro]
     Bb  F
Make out
     C  Dm
Make out
     Bb  F
Make out
     C  Dm
Make out
     Bb  F
Make out
     C  Dm
Make out
     Bb  F
Make out
     C  Dm
Make out
     Bb
Make out
N.C.
Make out
N.C.
Make out
N.C.
Make out