Ab                   Ebmaj7
 I'll get back in the kitchen
Ab                               Ebmaj7
 I'll wear my hair up for you real nice
Ab                Ebmaj7
I'll do all these things
    Ab                         Ebmaj7
But one thing will always stay true
Fm            Gm7
 your messy attitude
     Fm               Gm       Fm           Ebmaj7
will never convince a woman to lay with you

 Ebmaj7 

 N.C.  Ab
so get real with yourself
       Ebmaj7
you're not the heartbreaker
    Ab                          Ebmaj7
you thought you were destined to be
         Ab                 Ebmaj7
put your feet down, from my table
            Ab           Ebmaj7
its called common courtesy
 N.C. 
I doubt you've heard of it
              Ab           Fm
don't test my limit or my generosity
                Gm7
don't stroke my face or these feminine hands
     Ebmaj7
will cut your fingers to bleed
     Ab                Ebmaj7
your masculinity is so fragile
        Ab
I could break you with a tap
     Ebmaj7
your fragments like