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[Verse 1]
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Well, as I came home on Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be
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I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
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So, I called me wife and I says to her, “Will you kindly tell to me
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Who owns that horse outside the door, where my old horse should be?”

[Chorus 1]
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"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
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That’s a lovely sow, that me mother sent to me!"
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"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
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But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before."

[Verse 2]
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And as I came home on Tuesday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
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I saw a coat behind the door, where my old coat should be.
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So, I called me wife and I says to her, “Will you kindly tell to me
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Who owns that coat behind the door, where my old coat should be?"

[Chorus 2]
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"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
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That’s a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me."
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"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
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But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before."

[Verse 3]
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And as I came home on Wednesday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
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I saw a pipe upon the chair, where my old pipe should be.
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So, I called me wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,
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Who owns that pipe upon the chair where my old pipe should be?"

[Chorus 3]
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"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
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That’s a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me."
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"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
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But, tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before."

[Verse 4]
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And as I came home on Thursday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
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I saw two boots beneath the bed, where my old boots should be.
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So, I called me wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,
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Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?"

[Chorus 4]
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"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
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They’re two lovely geranium pots my mother sent to me."
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"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
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But laces in geranium pots sure I never saw before."

[Verse 5]
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And as I came home on Friday night, as drunk as drunk could be,
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I saw a head upon the bed, where my old head should be.
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So, I called me wife and I says to her, "Will you kindly tell to me,
    D              G                  Em     A           D
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be?"

[Chorus 5]
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"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
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That’s a baby boy that me mother sent to me."
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"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
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But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before."

(Repeat)
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"Ah, you’re drunk, you’re drunk, you silly old fool, still you cannot see
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That’s a baby boy that me mother sent to me."
                                      D       G         D
"Well, it’s many a day I travelled, a hundred miles and more
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But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before."

[Outro]
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"But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before."