There's a collection of rocks inside my house
and don't fuckin' ask me why they're there
cuz they don't do much else but smoke and watch
TV and smoke some more and then comb their fucking hair

and in 20 years from now
I can see them all fat and old
sitting around all day
in front of a dozen talk shows in a fucking row
and bitching about how their lousy ? jobs
are so fucking miserable

I don't wanna be a stagnant rock
I wanna life
and I don't wanna drinking buddy
or play fucking pool all night with the other bar flies

Yeah, you can sit here forever and collect dust
cuz it's all you fuckin' need
Once the novelty's worn off
you just look like normal rocks to me