G      G      G      G      G       G
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

[Verse 1]
G
Romeo and Juliet
Em
Louis and Mademoiselle Antoinette
C
Well, Napoleon and Josephine
G
Mickey and the rodent queen
G                    Em
Antony and Cleopatra
                      C
Nicholas and Alexandra
                             Am
Ken and Barbie, Dick and Jane
      Bm                Em
Well, Superman and Lois Lane


[Chorus]
         C          D
I am not impressed, no
               Em
I love you the best
C
(Impressed)
C                           D
 I am not impressed,  no

[Post Chorus]
                        G
They're just a bunch of losers
 C
You know there are lot of fools, hah
 D           G        C             Bm
Long list of victims, oh  not that cool
       Am                                G
They got nothing in this world to live up to

[Verse 2]
 G
I'll never kill you, this I swear
     Em
Then kill myself just to be fair
     C
I'll never need another queen
      G
We'll never face the guillotine
 G
Love is patient, love is kind
 Em
Doesn't poison baby's wine
C                         Am
Isn't jealous or provoked
 D                       Em
Doesn't quit or give up hope


[Chorus]
         C                D
Oh,oh..I am not impressed
                   Em
And I love you the best
 C
(Impressed)
                  Am  D
I am not impressed


[Post-Chorus]
                     G
No they're just a bunch of losers
C                    D
Act just like a fool
                G         C         Bm
A long list of victims, oh not that cool
          A                G
I've got nothing to live up to


[Outro]
         C         D
I am not impressed
                G      C
A long list of victims
                          G
Well, I am not impressed