Bbm9  Eb9  Bbm7  Cm7  Abº
I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains
Bbm7  G5+ Ebm6  F7
I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains
C°    C#m6  Cm7  F9
I guess I'll go through life, just catching colds and

Missing trains
Bbm7  Eb7   Cm7         F#°  A°
Everything happens to me

Bbm9  Eb9  Bbm7  Cm7  Abº
I never miss a thing,I've had the measles and the mumps
Bbm7  G5+ Ebm6  F7
And every time I play an ace, my partner always trumps
C°    C#m6  Cm7  F9
I guess I'm just a fool, who never looks before he jumps
Bbm7 A7  Ab6
Everything happens to me

Ebm7   C5+  C+/B   C#7M     Bbm7
At first, my heart thought you could

Break this jinx for me
Ebm7   C5+ C#7M    Bbm7
That love would turn the trick to end despair
Dm7   G7M  C7M    Am7
But now I just can't fool this head that

Thinks for me
Fm7   Bb7   Bbm7  Eb5+
I've mortgaged all my castles in the air

Bbm9  Eb9  Bbm7  Cm7  Abº
I've telegraphed and phoned and sent an

Air mail special too
Bbm7   G5+ Ebm6  F7
Your answer was goodbye and there

Was even postage due
C°     C#m6  Cm7  F9
I fell in love just once, and then

It had to be with you
Bbm7   A7   Ab6         G6  Ab6
Everything happens to me