Terry Fuckwit ain't got a clue
Fat slags - They'll do you
Nobby's piles coppin'stick piles defiled
Roger Mellie the man on the telly
Biffa Bacon fillin' in all and sundry
Buster Gonad & His huge nads
Sid Sexist - Tits out for the lads

Spoilt Bastard Fucking ME! ME! ME!
Big Vern "No bastard coppers gonna take me"
Norbert Colon tight as a gnats chuff
Johnny Fartpants as the boy with the
Golden Guff....