C                                          F
Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny
C                                      G
How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo
C                                      F
Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky
C
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
G
And it'll be good to you


C  G


C                               F
Mama be proud of your daughter, think of all the things you taught her
C                         G
Not to go into the water, till she could swim
C                        F
How to cook, how to sow, but there's other things you know
C                                   G                   C
You should've taught her about sex, that it was not a sin

You should have said

C                                          F
Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny
C                                      G
How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo
C                                      F
Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky
C
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
G
And it'll be good to you


C  G


C                                         F
You should've taught her how to suck one, If you'd taught her how to fuck one
C                                  G
Maybe she would've never snuck one when you wasn't home
C                                        F
You could have told her not to fight it, you could've told her not to bite it
C                                         G                          C
You could've taught her wrong from right, but you left her on your own

You should have said


C                                          F
Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny
C                                      G
How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo
C                                      F
Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky
C
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
G
And it'll be good to you


C                                         F
Don't bite the dick, that fucks you honey, you gotta learn how to suck it funny
C                                      G
How those dicks all taste like rubber, covered with goo
C                                      F
Some cum's clear and some comes milky, some cum's clear and some cum's silky
C
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
G                      C
And it'll be good to you