G
Folks think you're rich
G
When they see you got horses
                   C
Well that might be true
             C
If my income sources
        D
Weren't eaten up
       D
Every month on the boardage
    D                      G
For all of our four-legged friends

[Verse]
G
My accountant says
        G
That my funds are depleted
      C
But I keep my wealth
      C
Right where I can see it
   D
In pastures and barns
    D
And in show arenas
  D                      G
Because of the money she spends

[Chorus]
     C           G
Well horse poor, horse poor
D              G
I sell one she buys two more
C           G      C
Luxuries we could afford
   G               D         G
If we was rich and not horse poor

[Verse]
        G
Well he must have forgot
    G
The show where he met me
            C
He said the way I sat
   C
My saddle was sexy
          D
He said a cowgirl like me
    D
Was worth every penny
       D                         G
Better start making sense now my dear

[Verse]
        G
You can build me a barn
                 G
And it better be heated
       C
With a whole lotta stalls
    C
And hire some kid to clean it
D
Buy me a stud
    D
And smile when you feed it
            D                           G
Cause we're just getting started 'round here

[Chorus]
     C           G
Well horse poor, horse poor
D              G
I sell one she buys three more
C           G      C
Luxuries we could afford
   G               D         G
If we was rich and not horse poor

[Instrumental Break]
G C Am C Am Em

[Bridge]
Em
By the power invested
Em
In me by the pony
Am
You should be saddled
Am
In this matrimony
C
I now pronounce you
C
Man wife and horses
        D                   G
You can kiss all your money goodbye

[Chorus]
     C           G
Well horse poor, horse poor
D              G
I sell one she buys four more
C           G      C
Luxuries we could afford
   G               D         G
If we was rich and not horse poor

[Outro]
         G               D         G
Yeah, if we was rich and not horse poor
C G
Yee-haw