D             A          Bm         G
I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one i know,
          D            A       Bm             G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe


[Verse 1]

  D                            A
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka,
     Bm                     G
But all i wanna do is get into his parka
        D              A         Bm           G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe


[Verse 2]

       D                                A
Well, me and Muck fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber
    Bm                        Gm
But me i've got this crazy fetish for rubber
         D          A           Bm            G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe


[Verse 3]

 D                       A
I make a wish on the northern lights
     Bm                               G
that i could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
          D           A         Bm            G
I'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe And the seals thay sing now


[Verse 4]

       Bm                       G
These cold winter nights are taking their toll
    Em                     A
I even get excited when i see the north pole

See the north pole


[Outro/Chorus]

          D            A           Bm         G
I'm the only gay eskimo, i'm the only one i know
         D            A         Bm            G
i'm the only gay eskimo in my tribe