Intro (one bar each)

G# A# (A#sus, for the last two beats, if you're keen) 

G# A# (played sans bottom finger, with bar on the first fret)
Verses
   G#               A# 

1. Though you think me cold and slimy

2. Sometimes it's   too hot for cooking

3. Then I was       plucked from the wet slime
G#             A#        E (played on 7th fret)

I've got a     nice home....

One wants just a salad...

And dropped in tequila...
F (8th fret)       A#

Tasted your        best guacamole

And then comes the breeze in the evening

I lay in a         stupor for some time
G#                  A#                   A#sus     C (bottom finger off)

and siesta'd at     noon in the cool     of the    soil. (Chorus)

And men light       cigars and the scent fills the air. (Chorus)

Then one fine night I was gulped down    in a      shot. (Chorus)
CHORUS 

  E      C           A

A worm's life can be easy 

      E   C          A

If he lay low out of sight
BRIDGE(Instrumental part, 1 bar each)

G# A# F A# E C A
D               G                               Am

Then the rains  come, and the ground fills with water

And I must come up to the surface for           air (to verse 3.)
Outro (One bar each)
E C A A