Yes, I know, I think I am a joke
I know I am a joke, I am a joke somewhere
But I don't really care, well maybe I do care
But if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me

Yes, I know, I'm easily provoked
I try to play it placid but I just can't take a joke
I guess that's the part that's funny, I guess I'm a real dummy
As I cannot hide my upset, I run crying home to mummy
Mummy, mummy, mummy! Why are they so cruel?
Why do they all laugh at me when I go to school?
And when I get a job?
And when I leave home?
And when I start a family?
And even when I'm dead?
Mummy said: Poor sweetie what do they say?
After they make a joke do they say JK?

I said no she said oh! That's really bad
I always say JK after having a laugh
Mummy mummy mummy! What do we do?
She said: First thing tomorrow we take you out of school
You don't have to get a job to start a family would be cruel
It is such a pain to have to be related to you
And then I waited and I waited and I waited all day
But mummy never went on to say JK

I know, I think I am a joke
I know I am a joke, I am a joke somewhere
But I don't really care, well maybe I do care
But if they know that I care they will tell more jokes about me