Nostril Tampon

You Wont Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music

I Am Shit

Memento Mori

Pope Alexander

Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy

18

A Deer Mistaking Candles For Headlights

A Phony In A World Of Holden Caulfields

An Academics Lament On Barbie

An Intimate Message

Baby Self-Absorbed

Blur

Care Not For Your Clubnights

Choo-Choo-Choose Me

Comfort

Cool Knife Bro

Crumpledbigskin

Crywank Are Posers

Deep Down Im American Werewolf

Deep Down Im Really Kirk Van Houten

Deep Down Im Really Mark Smith

Do You Have Ppe For Self-Esteem

Doubt

Doubt

Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2

Forlorn Leghorn

Gb Eating Gb Whilst Listening To Gb

Handbong

Harvey Milk Shit On The Table

Hate

Hey Dan How R U Miss U

Hikikomori

I Am A Rockstar Who Is Really Cool And Sexy

I Am In Great Pain Please Help Me

I Dont Know About What Happened Because When You Start To Write It Down It All Becomes Fiction

I Light A Candle Where The Streetlight Points Up

I Love You But Ive Chosen Me - Pt I Bicker Man

I Love You But Ive Chosen Me - Pt V Yellow Donut Doggo

I Think Im Dying And Im Doing Nothing About It

If I Were You Id Be Throwing Up

Ill Have Some In A Bit

Im A Cliché

It Was A Swift Not A Swallow I Never Listen

Its Ok I Wouldnt Remember Me Either

Jk

Just A Snail

Late Night People Watching

Leech Boy

Leechboy

Lepidopterophobia

Little Creepy

Love

Lucky And Wasteful

Me Me Me Boo Hoo

Memories Elephant

Notches

Now Im Sad Boo Hoo

Obsessive Muso With No Friends

Olivers Theme

On My Mind By Kylie V By Crywank

One Hundred Million Years Ago A Hero Crossed The Land

Only Everyone Can Judge Me

Part 2

Pr8Y Boi

Selfish

Song For A Guilty Sadist

Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To Its Final Few Drips

The Poured Boy Of Kutna Hora

The Story Of The Lizard And The Sock

There All Is Aching

This Song Title Was Too Long So Now Its Shorter

Thomas Saunders Gang Chant

Tin Foil Hat Crew At The Student House Party

Trying To Pass Off Playing Merge Games As A Form Of Meditation

Unassimilated Normie

Waste

Waste I Am A Familiar Creak In Your Floorboards

When You Eat Yourself First Start With Your Head Up Your Arse

Who Is Thomas Saunders And Why Is He Significant In Your Writings

Woodchuck

You Couldnt Teach Me Integrity

Zains Cam4 Wah Wah And Sirens

A Fart At Night Resets The Balance

All My Political And Spiritual Beliefs In Less Than One Minute

Baby Self​-​Absorbed

Blink

Blood

Boosep

Chuck And Buck, Suck And Fuck!

Corduroy

Cringey Wincer

Deep Down I'm American Werewolf

Deep Down I’m Really Kirk Van Houten

Deep Down I’m Really Mark Smith

Density

Don't Listen To This Song

Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole

Egg And Spoon

Ego Is a Phoenix

Flower in Hand

Guess Who Likes You

I Am a Familiar Creek In Your Floorboards

I Am In Great Pain, Please Help Me

I Light a Candle Where The Streetlight Up

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part II)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part III)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part IV)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part V)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VI)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VII)

I Love You But I’ve Chosen Me (Part VIII)

I’ll Have Some In a Bit

I'm A Cliché

If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up

Imitating a Brief Projetion Of Gurdjieff

It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen)

It’s Ok, I Wouldn’t Remember Me Either

Just A Worm

Langdon Alger (Entitled Monster)

Life In The Chalk Basket

Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)

Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo)

Paperclips

Poo

R.I.P Linguo

Self​(​ish)

Small Fish

Squeezing The Damp Tea Towel To It's Final Few Drips

The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing

The Yolk That Fell Out

Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction With An Old Friend (feat. Commuted)

This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)

Thomas Saunders Gangchant

Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber

Time Away From Nosferatu

Ungrateful Son

Veggie Buddhist Eco Prince

Welcome To Castle Irwell

Wellington Wisp (Part I)

Wellington Wisp (Part II)

What Went Down At Holding Hands Peak

Who Am I???1

You Couldn't Teach Me Integrity

You Won't Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)

Your Own Worst Enemy Critic

Yuppie Gloup