E G
B D#m A#m E
B D#m A#m E B

[Verse 1]
        D#m    A#m
Pinball Lez is shacked up
E               B     F# B
With Nan's girlfriend
               D#m  A#m
Reconditioning pinballs
E                 B
He farms them out again

[Verse 2]
                D#m           A#m
The word on the street is suggesting
E                B     F# B
Things aren't so great
                 D#m  A#m
At the St. Lucia residence
E                          B
Things are pretty quiet at night

[Chorus]
E
And no-one seems to be
G                  B
Answering the phone
            E       F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
             B
The pinballs need you
            E        F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
                                B
I promise the school-kids won't tease you
            E       F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
                          B
The cops will understand everything
            E       F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
                          A A#m B D#m A#m E B
The casinos are rigged to beat you
D#m A#m E B

[Verse 3]
              D#m A#m
Lez has given up
     E              B
He's moving out to Stanthorpe
          D#m  A#m
Swidden agriculture
E                          B
Things are pretty quiet at night

[Chorus]
E                       G E
Out in the fields today
                 G
No-one seems to be
              B
Answering the phone
            E       F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
             B
The pinballs need you
            E        F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
                                B
I promise the school-kids won't tease you
            E       F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
                          B
The cops will understand everything
            E       F#
Oh Lez come home (Leslie!)
                          A A#m B D#m A#m E B
The casinos are rigged to beat you