B G                  
Exes 
C                       B G
I've got no acces to my exes
C                                B  G
I'm sure by now they've moved to Texas
C                         B  A  C
or took a one way trip to Naxos
B  G                                
Exes 
C                           B  G
I've lost the battle of the sexes
C                          B  G
Like making love inside of taxis
C                                A   G  C
They liked the sting but not the cactus

Em          D    C          G
I know that exes reflect my youth
Em          D    C           G
I know that exes are my male proof
Em             D         C         G
I know they're guilty of being the past
Em                    D
But you've killed the cupid
C
You're over them

B  G        
Exes
C                           B  G 
I've got no problem with my exes
C                           B  G
They loved me driving in my Lexus
C                           B  A  C
A road's as good as all its exits
B  G
Exes 
C                           B  G
so out of date like sending faxes
C                            B  G
I was the tree they were the axes
C                               B   A  C
They liked the pray but not the mantis 

Em              D        C         G
The cynical collector of birds not bees
Em             D         C       G
The problem detector got high on heels
Em             D      C   
The beauty protector with no degree
    B
for exes

         Em            D
Which is good which is constructive
         C
Which is what a woman needs
         Em             D
Don't go asking for forgiveness
         C
Go plead guilty all degrees
         Em             D
You were raised on definitions
          C
With your dears obscuring deeds
     B
Your actions

B  G
Exes
C                             B  G 
you like 'm young but not the acne
C                             B   G
You like the team but not the referee
C                        B  A  C
I wonder how it feels to ex me    So go ahead and 
B  G
ex me
C                          B   G
Try to forget just don't annex me
C                          B   G
I thought I threw away the frisbee
C                          B    A  C
I'd say we try to stick to plan B

          Em              D
Like a missile that ain't guided
      C            G
I was following my seed
       Em                D
Like a horse that hasn't travelled
       C                    G
I took hay for upper purple weed
      Em       D
I got excommunicated
        C                 G
Cause I couldn't play the creep
    B
for exes

B  G
Exes
C                              B   G 
too young to check all their reflexes
C                       B   G
No use explaining who T-Rex is
C                               B  A  C
They are the source of all complexes    You know... 
B  G
exes