D                                  G              D
Well here I sit in this honky tonk feeling mighty low
D                                                           A
Hating to see that old clock on the wall saying its time to go
   D                                             G
So bring another drink bartender, troubles boy I got em
       G           D       G                       D
And if I'm-a gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom


[Chorus]

      G                                        D
Cause I got the meanest old woman you ever did seen
                                A
And she don't go me staying out all night
         G                                         D
And when I come home in the morning banging on the screen
        D                                                     A
You can bet your bottom dollar, there's gonna be a hell of a fight


[Verse]

  D                               G                   D
I guess she might be pretty good, sometimes sweet and kind
    D                                                 A
But she can't see past her nose when it comes to this jug of mine
         D                                                     G
But when I get the heebie-jeebies, this jug is the only way to stop them
      G           D       G                       D
So if I'm-a gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom


[Steel solo] 

D G D D A D 


[Chorus]

      G                                        D
And I got the meanest old woman you ever did seen
                                A
And she don't go me staying out all night
         G                                         D
And when I come home in the morning banging on the screen
        D                                                     A
You can bet your bottom dollar, there's gonna be a hell of a fight


[Verse]

  D                               G                   D
I guess she might be pretty good, sometimes sweet and kind
    D                                                 A
But she can't see past her nose when it comes to this jug of mine
         D                                                     G
But when I get the heebie-jeebies, this jug is the only way to stop them
      G           D       G                       D
So if I'm-a gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom
        G           D       G                       D
Yeah if I'm-a gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom