Em           C
On the TV,someone’s running
       G                    D
As the helicopter cam zooms in
         Em                C
And they superimpose green arrows
       G                         D
Google Earth it to the head of a pin
         Em                  C
She says “There behind the police tape
         G                    D
“Seen it all with my eyes and ears
       Em                   C
“I was talking to my friend Charlie
          D           Em
“And then Charlie disappeared”


Em       C
Welcome, welcome
G                  D
Come and have some fun
       Em            C   G         D
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
    Em          C
And every Ponzi scheme
     G             D
That ever has been run
    Em           C
And old men with hard-ons
    D           Em
And Madmen with guns


      Em                  C                  G          D
And I heard that you made threats against me and my family
      Em            C            G          D
And I got me a gun from a kindly neighbor lady
    Em         C             G                   D
And I made it known that one step in the wrong direction
      Em              C         G       D
I’ll shoot you in the back with no hesitation


Em       C
Welcome, welcome
G                  D
Come and have some fun
       Em            C   G         D
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
    Em          C
And every Ponzi scheme
     G             D
That ever has been run
    Em           C
And old men with hard-ons
    D           Em
And Madmen with guns


    C
And who’s doing who
And where’s the fire
    G                   D
And who do you think is juicin
        C
And the rats and the zombies and the alien pigs
      G                        D
Which field should we turn you loose in
Em            C
Monkeys in captivity
G             C
Ikea in the Amazon
Em             C
What’s in your wallet
    D                  Em
And which side are you on?


Em               C
Can anyone still stand up
          G                   D
Or are we all just too ground down
Em                                C                                G              D
Tryin’ to make it through the day without your ass gettin’ handed back to you in town
Em             C                G             D
Sitting on the freeways and the buses and the trains
Em                      C       G             D
Praying you can get the kids inside before it rains


Em       C
Welcome, welcome
G                  D
Come and have some fun
       Em            C   G         D
We got every Chinese toy under the sun
    Em          C
And every Ponzi scheme
     G             D
That ever has been run
    Em           C
And old men with hard-ons
    D           Em
And Madmen with guns


Em           C
Stadiums, palladiums
G                 D
Prisons second to none
    Em           C
And old men with hard-ons
    D           Em
And Madmen with guns