D  A  D


[Verse 1]
       D                     A                        D
I got about-a half high so I spent the whole weekend out
      D                    A                       D
I got home Monday morning, tore up like a can of kraut
        G                      D
My only suit was layin' on the steps
       D                          A                     D       D7
I just picked it up and run and I ain't been back there since


[Chorus]
      G7              D
Well, mad, yeah she's mad
     D                                                   A
It's back to the doghouse I know, from the practice I've had
           G7                       D
When she's mad, I play a dangerous game
        D                       A                   D
In the obituary column, they've already printed my name


[Verse 2]
      D                   A                        D
She's five feet three and weighs about hundred and eight
D                                 A                        D     D7
She's the kind of gal who don't believe in men a-makin' mistakes
      G                 D
She's sweet and mighty nice
    D                           A                         D    D7
But when she's mad, she's got a voice that'll cut through ice


[Chorus]
      G7             D
Well, mad, ooh she's mad
     D                                                   A
It's back to the doghouse I know, from the practice I've had
           G7                       D
When she's mad, I play a dangerous game
        D                       A                   D
In the obituary column, they've already printed my name


[Verse 3]
          D                       A                         D
She's got eyes like a cat and she watches every move that I make
    D                      A                      D
An alarm clock mind that's ringin' every time I'm late
    G7                   D
I'm sorry, sick and all alone
         D                              A                      D    D7
But I'll have to stick it out, cause it just ain't safe to go home


[Chorus]
      G7             D
Well, mad, ooh she's mad
     D                                                   A
It's back to the doghouse I know, from the practice I've had
           G7                       D
When she's mad, I play a dangerous game
        D                        A                  D
In the obituary column, they've already printed my name


[Outro]
        D                       A                   D
In the obituary column, they've already printed my name
        D                       A                   D
In the obituary column, they've already printed my name