Jason said he's gonna get you in the bed
But when he does in the morning you'll be dead
Jason can be a friend to the end
She said "Jason close your eyes and count to ten"

I think it's obvious
Jason got real pissed
About all the guys she kissed

We're goin' down, down, down to the ditch
Where she said she hid
What's left of Jason's head

She was out with a guy in her backyard getting high
Jason said he'd drop by
He came over for a swim, he was looking mighty trim
A shot of jealousy stabbed him

And I think it's obvious
Jason got real pissed
About all the guys she kissed

We're goin' down, down, down to the ditch
Where she said she hid
What's left of Jason's head

What's left of Jason's head [x2]

When you wake up with the sun
Your whole world will be undone
Like a bullet in a gun
You'll be waiting to be sprung

Jason's head will not be found
Keep it buried in the ground
Remember, stick to your plan
Wipe the blood off of your hand