Intro:  G  C D  (3x)

G
Hello this is Dee Dee
  D
You must be a nut
  Em
What do you want?
   C
Im gonna hang up

G            D
Please sir Please just one minute
Em            C
Theres big trouble and youre in it
G           D
Your wifes at the Ritz with another guy
Em          C
Shes been drinking we think shes pretty high
G           D
Were all scared to death and we dont know what to do
Em          C
We thought we better get ahold of you

Refrão:

G    D B -> C
Emergency
       G    D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
C
Pick up your phone

G    D B -> C
Emergency
       G    D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
D
You know youre home
C
Pick up your phone

Shes always in trouble, cant take anymore
Put on my coat and Im out the door
Lit up a cigarette and hailed a cab
I was soaking wet and boiling mad
She never gives me no damned respect
Ive been good to her if Im not correct
Bought her a fur coat and a pink cadillac
Introduced her to my friends and she stabs me in the back

G    D B -> C
Emergency
       G    D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
C
Pick up your phone

G    D B -> C
Emergency
       G    D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
D
You know youre home
C
Pick up your phone

Now listen baby doll - youve been busted
I should have known that you cant be trusted
That aint your uncle and that aint soda pop
Im just about to blow my top
But Ill forgive you, you know I will
Get your coat while I pay the bill
Next time go shopping if you want a thrill
Now its time for you to chill

G    D B -> C
Emergency
       G    D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
C
Pick up your phone

G    D B -> C
Emergency
       G    D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
D
You know youre home
C
Pick up your phone