Chords
   B  C  A  D  G  E G#
E|----------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------|
G|--4--5-----7-----9----------------------------------------|
D|--4--5--7--7--5--9--6-------------------------------------|
A|--2--3--7--5--5--7--6-------------------------------------|
E|--------5-----3-----4-------------------------------------|

Intro 2x
E|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|--4/5-5-5-5-------|
D|--4/5-5-5-5-| etc.--|
A|--2/3-3-3-3-------|
E|------------------|

Verse
A D G A
Got up this morning to make some coffee
Everything sucks today
Prayed someone hired a hitman to me off
Everything sucks today

First Pre-Chorus 2x (2nd time palm mute the last chord)
   B               G#              E B
E|-------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------|
G|--4-x-x-x-------------------------9-4-4-4--|
D|--4-x-x-x---------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-4-4-4--|
A|--2-x-x-x-5-4-2---6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-7-2-2-2--|
E|----------------4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4----------|
B
Got up on the wrong side of life this morning
G#                        E  B
Nothin' today is gonna go my way
B
Horroscope told me lies this morning
G#                                 E  B
I don't think anything is gonna go be ok

Chorus
B C#
Today
           B     C#
Everything sucks today
           B     C#
Everything sucks today
           B     D
Everything sucks today

Verse 2 (same as first)
Right girl didn't call and the wrong one's knockin'
Everything sucks today
Flat tire on my car so i guess i'm walkin'
Everything sucks today

2nd Pre-chorus (same as first)
B
Taxman came and took my money
G#                               E  B
Now all my other bills are gonna be late
B
My girlfriend's moving in this morning
G#                              E  B
I don't think anything is gonna be ok

Chorus

Solo
E|-----------------------------------ho| ld bend----------|
B|-----------------------------------9b11-11r9-7-7---7--|
G|-------------------------------------------------6----|
D|------------7b9r7-5----------5------------------------|
A|---------5----------5/7--------5-7--------------------|
E|--5__--7----------------------------------------------|

E|----------------------------10-----|
B|-------12-10-----------9-10-12b14--|
G|--9-12-------12-10--10-------------|
D|-----------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------|