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Moe’s a simple girl
She’s super gay
And Batty rocks her world
She’s in the studio
With their pet snake
Watching anime
And when they’re alone
Well I can’t say
But I'm sure it’s rock and roll for them
They’re in love
And you should be too

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They make her so happy!
They make her go batty!
You should all be more like them!
Fall in love with your best friend!
(But only if you’re gay)

And if you ever say
That it’s not meant to be
Well then don’t look my way
The frequency is straight, just like they ain't
They’re old enough to handle hate
Then they’re stoked enough to skate
(They’re stoked to stay up late together)
To skate
I love Morgan and Bat
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