Stop! Have a beer it\'s on me
Has anyone ever told you that you
That you look like a star
Said right here, at this bar
So I drink, cause it makes me
Happier than being alone.
My good friend, Johnny Walker
Keeps me warm like a cunt

Seems like everybody\'s got
Something I have not,
A reason not to die
Death to Mr. Right
Cause that\'s not me

Seems like everybody\'s got
Something I have not,
A reason not to die
So I say death to Mr. Right
He makes me sad, yeah yeah yeah