We're going out tonight its time to kick some ass / My wallets full of green and I got my backstage pass / I'll smile and smoke a lot, can I buy you another drink? / Lets talk about my band, we're amazing don't you think? / I'll kiss your ass to get anything / I gots to have me that brass ring / And forget your name / But that's just how we play this game / Why should I bust my ass if you can help me out? / I'll just keep sniffing the butts of anyone with clout / Pretty soon I'll make it big with all the schmoosing that I do / And when you need a hand I'll piss all over you