G B C G D
G B C D ... G


[Verse]
G                             B
One of these days I might get off of this couch,
                C                               G                D
get out of the house, and start looking on the inside instead of out,
           Em                         B
but the chances of that happening are so damn low
        C                                    G     D
I got a better chance of trying to make my liver explode,
C                                                   G                      B
and who the hell needs to find comfort when you’ve got basic cable with doctor phil,
C                                                 G                   B7
and who the hell needs to stay healthy when you got a cabinet that’s filled with pills.
C                 G
I don’t see a problem with depression because
B                         Em
all it ever does is make me fall asleep,
C                                    B7
and what’s the point of living when you can’t even eat?


Em                   B
On my way to rock bottom
            Em           B    Em
I’ll be screaming watch out below
                    B
I'm hitting rock bottom darling, so
C      B   Em
Watch out below
G      B   Em
Watch out below


G                                B
One of these days I might get dealt a good hand,
                C                             G            D
I’ll win this high stakes card game and I’ll buy me some land,
         Em                                   B
but in life the dealers cheating, and I’m losing to the house,
          C                              G          D
which is why I don’t own one I’m in a squat on the couch.
C                                              G                       B
But I guess this is better than nothing, at least I got place that can keep me dry,
C                                    G                        B7
and I can do whatever I want to as long I do nothing when the cops drive by,
C                        G                           B                     Em
and when my squat get raided I’ll be evicted and knowing my luck it’ll be raining outside,
C                                               B7
and I’ll be stuck in the middle of nowhere so no one can watch me keel over and die


Em                   B
On my way to rock bottom
            Em           B    Em
I’ll be screaming watch out below
                    B
I'm hitting rock bottom darling, so
C      B   Em
Watch out below
G      B   Em
Watch out below


G B C G D  x4 (this is wrong but it sounds fine for now)


G                               B
At least in my dreams where I know that it’s safe
           C                          G          D
I can be rich and successful and get out of this place,
    Em                        B            C                             B
but when I decide I should finally wake, I won’t be able to tell what’s real or fake.
C                                     G                             B
And sure I’m unhealthy and lazy but that doesn’t mean that I cant handle my own,
C                                        G                                B7
and I may be rotting my insides but you don’t have to remind me because I already know.
C              G                           B                          Em
I guess it’s time for me to move on, it’s time for me to get out of this hell hole
C                                       B7
so someone else can take my place as I watch my new life unfold.


Em                   B
On my way to rock bottom
            Em           B    Em
I’ll be screaming watch out below
                    B
I'm hitting rock bottom darling, so
C      B   Em
Watch out below
G      B   Em
Watch out below