B

[Verse 1]

E       B               E        B     A
I met a girl, she was a frog princess
          B                A      B
I guess I ought to make it clear
E          B                   E           B     A
That I saw nothing through her see-through dress
          B               A
Until she whispered in my ear

[Chorus]

    B            Amaj7 E                    A     B     A
You don't really love me and I don't really mind
       B            Amaj7 E                                A     B     A
'cause I don't love anybody, that stuff is just a waste of time
B7
Your place or mine?

[Verse 2]

E       B               E        B     A
I met a girl, she was a complete mess
            B              A               B
I should've left her well alone, but oh no, not me
E        B           E          B     A
I had to see if underneath that dress
              B              A
Her heart was really made of stone

[Chorus]

    B            Amaj7 E                    A     B     A
You don't really love me and I don't really mind
       B            Amaj7 E                                A     B     A
'cause I don't love anybody, that stuff is just a waste of time
B7
Your place or mine?

[Instrumental]

E  B  E  B  A  B  A  B  E  B  E  B  A  B

[Verse 3]

F#m                     B            Bb F#m
I met a girl, she was a frog princess
                       B   Bb A
And yes I do regret it now
                           E             F#
But how was I to know that just one kiss
                          A
Could turn my frog into a cow?
E           B            E       B
And now I'm rid of her I must confess
A           B                     A     B
To thinking 'bout what might have been
E         B            C#m      E
And I can visualize my frog princess
A
Beneath a shining guillotine

[Chorus]

    B            Amaj7 E                  A B    A    B
You don't really love me and baby that is alright
       B           Amaj7 E
'cause I don't love anybody,
                              A    B    A    B
I come and go through peoples love-lives