C                               F           C
I saw you bought a barbeque and rumors have begun
                               F             C
You've arranged on Saturday to have a little fun
         Dm                     G7
And I've waited for an invite I knew would never come
Dm                                  G7
No fear of missing out here, 'cause I've already won

[Chorus]
      Dmaj7         G
Yeah, I don't mind, it's okay
A           Dmaj7
I was tired anyway
              G
I'll be fine, I feel great
    A
Oh, give me a break for a singular date
                               A#
'Aint got no time to waste for you

[Verse 2]
Bb                            Cm7               Bb
I unplugged your barbeque and broke all of your eggs
                           Cm7           Bb
Taken every burger bun and hid them in a hedge
      Cm
Put a snail in your mayonnaise
      F7
Mixed grass into your greens
          G#                                 F7
Think the magpies stole your cutlery- 'cause that one wasn't me

[Chorus]
      C             F
Yeah, I don't mind, it's okay
G7          C
I was tired anyway
              F
I'll be fine, I feel great
    G7
Oh, give me a break for a singular date
G7
Guess the steaks have been raised, now your garden's in flames, 
There wasn't even a cake, all your guestsgonna flake                              
                               G#   A#   C
'Aint got no time to waste for youuuuuuuuu