*clears throat* aaaaaanyway, onto the tab :D
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strumming: D DU UDU UDU UDU
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^ = strum once and mute
* = strum and let ring
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[Intro]
C


[Verses]
C
I might forget to wash my cup
                         G7
I might forget to put my wet clothes up


    Dm       G7       E7     Am
the flat’s a mess and so are we
    F       G7        G7^            C
but you and me are as good as we can be


C
I might have eaten all your cheese
                        G7
that’s okay but can you buy more please


    Dm       G7       E7     Am
the flat’s a mess and so are we
    F       G7        G7^            C
but you and me are as good as we can be


C
I might have accidentally stretched your top
                        G7
I might have - wait is that the one i just bought?


    Dm       G7       E7     Am
the flat’s a mess and so are we
    F       G7        G7^            C
but you and me are as good as we can be


C
I borrowed your toothbrush the other day
                        G7
wait what that’s disgusting- why would you- you know how i am with my mouth and-


    Dm       G7       E7     Am
the flat’s a mess and so are we
    F       G7        G7^            C
but you and me are as good as we can be


C
I put a cactus in your bed
           G7
(evan stands up and leaves)


    Dm       G7       E7     Am
the flat’s a mess and so are we
    F       G7        G7^            C
but you and me are as good as we can be


C  G7 Dm  G7  E7  Am  F  G7  C
(whistle interlude)


C
I might forget to wipe my feet
                                            G7*
I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonaise and unpaired all your socks and
drew on your toys and vandalised your room and put beans in your shoes and ruined your dress. you
don't want to know how.


......


    Dm       G7       E7     Am
the flat’s a mess and so are we
    F       G7        G7^            C^
but you and me are as good as we can be
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