C                G7        C
She married the one I love today
                         G7           C
When my back was turned she took him away
    F                 G7       F                C
Now while they're all outside, waiting to throw rice
F              C          G7               C
What I want to throw will surely black her eyes

[Refrain]
       F               G7         F               C
'cause I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her
F            C           G7
She took the only love I had
    F               G7         F               C
No, I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her
F                    C              G7             C
It would be a way to hurt her 'cause she hurt me so bad

[Verse 2]
                      G7            C
Well I never stole nothin' in my life
                             G7                 C
But if I get the chance I'll steal him from his wife
      F              G7           F                  C
'cause all is fair in love and war, maybe I'm carryin' this too far
    F                 C           G7              C
But I feel like tying dynamite to her side of the car

[Refrain]
       F               G7         F               C
'cause I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her
F            C           G7
She took the only love I had
    F               G7         F               C
No, I don't want to throw rice I want to throw rocks at her
F                    C              G7             C
It would be a way to hurt her 'cause she hurt me so bad