G C  G C D G C  G  D  C G


[Verse 1]
G                   C            G
This is your time, this is your day
G                               D
You’ve waited and wondered, you pondered and planed
               G                                       C                        G
Where will you stay, what will they say,  how will you get there, where will you go
                             D                 C
What will they give you, how many friends will show


[Chorus]
G              C          G
Happy birthday, heres to ya
               C      D
Happy birthday everyone
         G                             C        G
By him a beer, give him a cheer,  some love and affection
             D             C
A gift card, a cake, and a hug.

G  C  G D


[Verse 2]
G                                   C                 G
What self respecting adult, makes a big deal of their birthday
                                  D
It’s time to simmer down and stop acting like you’re ten
        G                                     C                 G
But we know you’re a really big deal, so lets get it out of the way
                         D            C
For  you and nearly two million other important people for today


[Chorus 2]
 G               C         G
Happy birthday, heres to ya
                               C    D
We know all about it cause you told everyone
       G                            C              G
Its attention that you seek, it’s a birthday not a week
                      D            C          G
You’re a wicked sick, sad, selfish, son of a gun.

G  C  G  C  D


C
Throw your self a big ole party
G                D
Rent yourself a big ole hall
C                           D
Send out invitations to your shitty birthday ball
G                                       C               G
Stop posting pictures and videos, you think you’re so cinematic
                        D                    C
Blow out those fricken candles, and GET OVER IT

C N’T BE SO DRAMATIC


[Chorus]
G              C         G
Happy birthday, heres to ya
               C      D
Happy birthday everyone
        G                                    C   G
No more beers, no more cheers,  no more love and affection
                 D             C
No gift card,  no cake, and no hug.

   G            C        G
Happy birthday, heres to ya
                              C      D
We know all about it cause you told everyone
       G                            C             G
Its attention that you seek, it’s a birthday not a week
                      D             C        G
You’re a wicked sick, sad, selfish, son of a gun.
                      D             C        G
You’re a wicked sick, sad, selfish, son of a gun.