I heard a rumor that you
Died and went to hell but
It was too cold for you and
You never kiss and tell
So you came back up to me
Just lookin' for something to do
Now aren't you glad you found me?
Have i got just the thing for you

Put your dirty love in a ball
And bounce it off me
Push me up against the dirty wall
And squeeze it out of me
My stance is too wide for that stall
Are you gonna out me?
Put your dirty love in a ball
And bounce it off me

Your face was a petunia
Your body was glistening
I tried and tried to tell ya'
But you weren't listening
You don't seem like yourself
Is something wrong with you?
Cause i've got just the thing
To turn your grey skies to blue

Put your dirty love in a ball
And bounce it off me
Push me up against the dirty wall
And squeeze it out of me
My stance is too wide for that stall
Are you gonna out me?
Put your love into a dirty ball
And bounce it off me
Cool times and tasty love await you
Good vibes and budweiser invade you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Bounce!
Bounce!

Like a dog that don't come when ya call
So goes my bouncing dirty ball
When love gets angry and love gets mean
You'll need a ball that's never clean
Like a double down when stakes are high
My dirty ball will never die
When love consumes you in its fire
Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher
Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher
Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher
Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher
Let the bouncing ball bounce you higher!

Put your dirty love in a ball
And bounce it off me
Push me up against the dirty wall
And squeeze it out of me
My stance is too wide for that stall
Are you gonna out me?
Put your love into a dirty ball
And bounce it off me
Cool times and tasty love await you
Good vibes and budweiser invade you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Thank god my ball will never hate you
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Never hates you!
My ball will never hate you!
It never hates you!