G
I'm sleeping
    D
I'm sleeping
G                     D
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
Am
I'm sleeping
Bm              G
Can you hear me snoring?

[Verse]
G
Close that door
D
Go away
G                      D
That's right, you just scared me
      G
Oh my god
G
I'm not dead
        D
I'm not dead
D
I'm not dead
        Bm
I'm not deeeaad
N.C.
No no no no
G
I'm not here...
D            G
I'm a sleepy baby
Bm       G
Oooh boohoo
              D
my nightmares are bad
         Am
but I'm sleeping
            N.C.
Go fuuuuuump yourself

[Chorus]
    G
I'm sleeping
    D
I'm sleeping
G                     D
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
Am
I'm sleeping
Bm              G
Can you hear me snoring?

[Verse 2]
G       D
Oh-kay, good.. yes
G              Bm
You put me in the shhhiddeeee toilet
Em
(Oh,) but that's okay...
                    A                D
Don't listen to the noises of the night

[Chorus]
    G
I'm sleeping
    D
I'm sleeping
G                     D
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
Am
I'm sleeping
Bm              G
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
    D
I'm sleeping
G                     D
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
Am
I'm sleeping
Bm              G
Can you hear me snoring?

[Bridge]
G
Boy oh boy, oh boy
D
Oh boy, oh bo-
G
Oh, boned; oh boned, I am!
C
Over to the other side...
Em
OKAY I LOOKED BACK-
Am             D
GET UP, GET UUUPP!!!

[Chorus]
    G
I'm sleeping
    D
I'm sleeping
G                     D
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
Am
I'm sleeping
Bm              G
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
    D
I'm sleeping
G                     D
Can you hear me snoring?
G
I'm sleeping
Am
I'm sleeping
Bm              G
Can you hear me snoring?
N.C.
Ohh... that's my head... in your mouth; I am dead.